How Does $100 To Breeze Through Airport Security Sound To You?

Pretty good, right?!
All you have to do is bribe a TSA agent nicknamed "Knuckles" to get through — JK!
It's a new program that the TSA has that's a lot like the Global Entry system, and in fact, they can use it too!
Alls you gotta do is pay $100 for a background check, have an interview, [...]

Source: http://perezhilton.com/2012-03-20-how-does-100-to-breeze-through-airport-security-sound-to-you

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